I just spent longer than I wish to admit messing around with paint and came out with this little guy. His name is Wilfred. 
sleep is such a luxury: grade school sex-education
subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
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you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayedevery promise it…
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
(Source: pleatedjeans, via ent3rshikari)
hey cutie whats ur number? ;) ;)
hey hen, am a in yah top 5? ;)
Can we please talk about that time the Powerpuff girls created their own retarded sister and then she died?
(via totheridersinrohan)
my mind is telling me no
and my budget
my budget is also telling me no
(Source: theknightofsnark, via totheridersinrohan)
Passed first year of university.
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
(via inthecornersofyourmind)